Hi! My name is Tiddlewiddle Clumberbuck, the long-lost twin brother of the well-known actor Benedict Cumberbatch. I'm 15 years old and I currently live in a fairly modest castle - or at least in my assessment - on an exoplanet - which doesn't really have a name yet, I some times prefer to call it Earth-but-better (creating names is not my expertise, if you'll put it that way) - in Andromeda that I reached with my warp machine that I invented by the age of 10. The castle has a classical victorian touch to it, but made with a metal alloy consisting of gold, platinum and chromium, which is extremely expensive and impractical but looks good. When I designed the furniture I had the victorian attributes of the castle in mind, I really wanted to capture the spirit of the building and complement it with similarly styled furniture, but with a more modern touch so it fits my needs in a mental and physical way, and the outcome is astonishing, but still modest. The furniture and the fasade are both encrusted with diamonds too. But this castle is just my room, me and my family have a whole planet for our own disposal.
To be continued...
I wrote the continuation that took me almost two hours to write which later got deleted, I am in no mood to write it again so here is a summary:
-The planet is 54% artificial, a base divided into an underground and over ground part (underground intended for scientifical purposes, particle accelerator, over ground for recreational purposes, skiing, cross country cycling, tennis, golfing, swimming and scuba diving, sports amongst other. There are also living quarters there and mostly natural reserves, but also chambers that can simulate custom seasons and weather so you can ski in the summer which are necessary because the seasons are irregular). The residents' living quarters (that consist of 4000 people that paid a considerable price of 2.6 million dollars to venture with us on the expedition) are incorporated and intertwined into a community that they dubbed "Utopia" beside the sector that me and my family lives in (that is also intertwined with a main building in the middle with a living room, kitchen, pool etc). The maintenance and staff live in Utopia and are paid $310/h which is not a shabby salary.
-The planet has a sun 1.41 mass of your sun, and the spinning axis is tilted approximately 23.4 degrees relative to the sun but changes irregularly due to passing celestial bodies that inflict the tilt due to the gravitational pull and therefore change the season (and create monstrous tidal waves in the process). The planet is essentially similar, the air is roughly 21% oxygen and 79% nitrogen, the mass of the planet is the same as Earth's too so base jumping, that I do often, is basically the same due to the exactly identical terminal velocity of 9.8m/s. The wildlife is a bit different but the marine life is as eccentric and grotesque as Earth's counterpart.
-CO2 emissions are substantially low and exclusively derive from cell respiration due to the main energy source on the planet being cold fusion (that I made possible by my most recent study on the subject).
-My parents are both doctors but retired due to me and my fathers computer hardware and home electronics company, Lif-E, earning us a fortune of 56.9 trillion dollars.
-Due to me being retired I have a lot of free time that I spend on physical activities and wild-life exploration with my friends. I also create games (my recent success being the dystopian MMORPG "Zaelar" that grossed a whopping (but modest) sum of 1.2 billion dollars after the first three months of release gaining the title as game of the year 2009 and game of the decennium) and study quantum mechanics. I have published 11 theorems on the basis of quantum mechanics, but my most memorable one being on the subject of teleportation of matter that revolutionized the travel industry.
